Band geek, Hufflepuff, superwholockian, bookworm, nerd/geek type person. I live in a small town which people may think is really neat (it's actually not). Multifandom blog but do caution...I reblog puns.
(thanks hiimmiv for the picture)
“I’ll join you when Hell freezes over,” said Neville. “Dumbledore’s Army!” he shouted, and there was an answering cheer from the crowd, whom Voldemort’s Silencing Charms seemed unable to hold.
Happy 34th Birthday to a true Gryffindor and one of the bravest characters I’ve ever known, Neville Longbottom.
during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds
"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that
HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF
I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop.
Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.
She’s professional the whole way through — Happy is the one who isn’t just stupefyingly unprofessional but vicious in his attempt to punch her when her back was turned.
Literally. He tried to punch a woman he’d just met, before she’d gotten any gloves, before he’d explained anything else to her. Fuck anybody who thinks that Natasha’s treatment of him (which is so obviously instinct and training, not a desire to humiliate him, unlike his violence toward her) is unprofessional.
Crowley being the last one alive at the end of season 10 and right before the end credits you just see him holding a contract and he looks at the camera and says “Looks like your 10 years are up, love. Be…
A 12-year-old Ethiopian girl was beaten and abducted by seven men who tried to force her into marriage but was saved by three lions that chased off her captors.
I really enjoyed the part of the article that was all “yeah so her crying totally sounding like the mewling of a baby lion that’s why she didn’t get eaten”…
but yet they fail to realize that after they ran off the attackers and realized “oh shit, this isn’t a kitty this thing walks on two legs!” they CONTINUED to guard her until other two legged peoples came and found her.
at which point they were like “yeah, she’s good now. lets go chow on some rapists .. see ya small fry!!” and ran off into the forest
idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x
Orlando Bloom: Our Savior
What happened was Orlando Bloom was out with a girlfriend who was rumored to be Bieber’s ex having dinner or something. Bieber came over and said hi to them and Bloom ignored him because who wouldn’t ignore the stupid brat. Bieber -of course -threw a giant hissy fit and said some colorful words about the girlfriend and Bloom punched him in his stupid face.