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elvendork:

i have a lot of secret hermione headcanons like. she was insufferable at muggle school as well and generally not well liked. she was the girl whose parents were both dentists and she read too many books and tried to talk to people in her class about them but they generally…

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4 hours ago

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas, via swag-canada)

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4 hours ago

the-poland-rule:

Any time someone says that the Attack On Titan fandom needs to do a prayer circle for a character, I just sit there like, do you remember what happened last time when there was a prayer circle?image

(via hiimmiv)

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4 hours ago

this was the best week in C&H history

(Source: shogunofyellow, via hiimmiv)

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the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

(via swag-canada)

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4 hours ago

lawebloca:

Baby Otter vs. Stuffed Walrus

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4 hours ago

dajo42:

alternatives to “it was all just a dream”

  • it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
  • it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
  • it was all just a feature length puppet show
  • it was all just a set of cave paintings
  • it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal

(via deadpandemons)

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20 hours ago

second-breakfast:

can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER

(Source: remusjohnslupin, via deadpandemons)

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20 hours ago

thelastcenturion-thesortinghat:

afanoffandoms:

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

(Source: chucknoblet, via littleravenpuff)

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1 day ago

Some pointless colour things that may or may not be relevant

dottoraqn:

just-a-line-to-say:

So we all know that colours are written in the format #000000 and a while ago I saw a thing about how #246010 is this colour and this happens:

image

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So then, because I’m investigating juxtaposition, I wondered what colour ‘246010’ is backwards, and I am so angry right now because #010642 is:

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And you’ll never guess what the goddamn costume department did

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANGRY I AM

That is a+ costume design and I am slightly in awe.

(via swag-canada)

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1 day ago

nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

(via swag-canada)

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m4rcianos:

rose0x0x:

elikaruna:

omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then
and then
omg

reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!

m4rcianos:

rose0x0x:

elikaruna:

omg I was expecting it to do something scary and then

and then

omg

reblogged this last year, and have to do it again just because its halloween!

(via tardis-in-my-tuba)

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2 days ago

pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

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